Full Menu of Delicious Pain
Cold Core Flavors
Brain Freeze Special
Instant headache in every bite. Comes with free aspirin.
$6.66
Danger Zone
Eat at your own risk. Waiver required.
$9.99 (+$5 for hospital co-pay)
Vanilla-ish
We think it's vanilla? Maybe? Tastes like beige.
$3.50 (boring tax)
Toppings (Because Why Not?)
Lava Sauce
Not actually lava (probably)
$1.50
Ghost Pepper Sprinkles
Tears included
$2.00
Cookie Dough
May contain raw egg (live dangerously)
$1.75
Mystery Dust
Could be cinnamon, could be sawdust
$0.99
Today's Special!
Buy any 3 scoops and get the 4th scoop FREE (plus a complimentary ice pack for your face)