Full Menu of Delicious Pain

Cold Core Flavors

Brain Freeze Special

Instant headache in every bite. Comes with free aspirin.

$6.66

Danger Zone

Eat at your own risk. Waiver required.

$9.99 (+$5 for hospital co-pay)

Vanilla-ish

We think it's vanilla? Maybe? Tastes like beige.

$3.50 (boring tax)

Toppings (Because Why Not?)

Lava Sauce

Not actually lava (probably)

$1.50

Ghost Pepper Sprinkles

Tears included

$2.00

Cookie Dough

May contain raw egg (live dangerously)

$1.75

Mystery Dust

Could be cinnamon, could be sawdust

$0.99

Today's Special!

Buy any 3 scoops and get the 4th scoop FREE (plus a complimentary ice pack for your face)