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Our HQ
123 Frostbite Lane, Antarctica (just kidding, it's Ohio 💀💀)
Hours
Monday-Friday: 12pm - When We Feel Like Closing
Weekends: Closed (We're napping cuz we need rest)
Emergency Hotline
1-800-ICE-PAIN
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Our Top Secret Location
It's Somewhere Over There
(Follow the sound of people screaming from brain freeze ☠️)