Ice Cream That Freezes Your Brain!
Our ice cream is so cold it'll make you forget your own name for 3-5 minutes. That's our guarantee!
Our "I Can't Feel My Face" Flavors
Absolute Zero
So cold it violates thermodynamics. May cause temporary loss of taste buds.
-273°CHot Cold Paradox
Simultaneously burns and freezes your mouth. Scientists hate us for this one trick.
Yes :)Mystery Flavor
Could be anything! (Our janitor mixes leftovers). Warning: May contain traces of hope.
???Customer Screams
AA
Actual Alien from another universe
"Not sure if ice cream or alien technology. Either way I enjoyed the experience."
JD
Jane Doe
"I blacked out for 7 minutes after eating Absolute Zero. 10/10 would lose consciousness again."